Scoring on the 'Campfire...

[muledeer]

So I started a post entitled "What Would Jesus Carry?", and so far the usual suspects are responding.

There are some really good answers, too :grin:. I like the "...if he were to carry, it would be perfect and perfectly effective in all situations: probably a Glock 20 10mm converted to full auto. No need to worry about Him running the mag dry: remember the fishes and the loaves?" and "The answer to this question is obvious. Jesus would undoubtably carry a Colt's single action revolver. Remember He did say "Blessed are the Peacemakers..." answers best so far. And allenday did divert from pontificating on Africa to enter a long exegetical passage on his version of theology :/.

Pretty fun so far...

 

[toltecgriz]

Things are slow on the Africa topic as you can tell because the "Charging lion" thread is still going and going....

Think I'll skip AD's theology lesson.

 

[muledeer]

I took the cure on that about 30 years ago...every time he starts in I have PTS flashbacks to my childhood :grin:.

 

[toltecgriz]

That was Jim Bakker?

If so, I suppose you know Tammy Faye has left us for the Great Mascara Maker in the Sky.

 

[muledeer]

No, but close enough and much more hard-core. I think truly religious people are great...I'm just met so few who really are. And none of them spent a great deal of time talking about it.

It's the self-absorbed self-righteous my-way-or-the-highway-to-hell types that send me up. And there's no telling what I might say to do to them :grin:.

 

[toltecgriz]

Shows what I know about it. But I generally agree.

 

[muledeer]

Oh...you're thinking about PTL...PraiseTheLord Network.

I was talking about Post Traumatic Stress :grin:. Not that I really do have it from my upbringing, but the hard-core bastards always tweak that little button in the back of my head.

 

[toltecgriz]

Close enough.

 

[Steelhead]

Wasn't that the one that Yasser Arafat ran?

 

[toltecgriz]

Also close enough. PLO, maybe.

 

[Steelhead]

Then Jim Bakker ran Sinn Fein?

 

[toltecgriz]

Still close enough. Jim somebody or other.

 

[toltecgriz]

Over at the other place, by now you'd not only have several answers, but biographies to go with each of them. All of which might be incorrect.

 

[Steelhead]

And someone would have paraphrased Barsness..........

 

[Thread Killer]

now that's funny!

 

[muledeer]

So far everyone has met my expectations nearly perfectly.

I expect I will get some earnest PM's from people wanting to save me. Sorry, but that ship sailed a long time ago .

Jim in Oregon has a classic; almost as good as allenday :grin:.

This is the most fun I've had with the limited and depraved since I gave whiskey to my dog at a party...

 

[Steelhead]

JIO was no surprise, and looks one wants to fight with Jamie and a few still think you are Barsness.

 

[muledeer]

People who don't pay attention are the most fun to play with. I generally just don't feel like wasting time or effort playing with them.

But this one is pretty interesting, is a sick sort of way.