Well, I did it now..............

[2muchgun]

Wife's dumbass German friend from Wisconsin showed up during dinner again. She's been forewarned. She's always hintin' around about how good the food looks and we can never get her to leave. She don't like me too much. I can't blame her. She mooched a bowl of leftover salad. Upon finishing it, I told her she had some dressing on her chin. As she wiped it, I told her "No, not that one, the next one down"..........grin

This is the same bitch who upon my coming in from work her rugrats were runnin' all over my house and jumpin' on the furniture. "Calgon, take me away", she exclaimed. I told her, "Fuck Calgon. Try your mini-van".........grin

Another time I told her she needed to move her van out of the driveway. She replied, "Why, are you leaving?" I said, "No, but you are"....grin

Wonder why she don't like me?

 

[Steelhead]

She must not be a lesbian, cuzz after reading that post I'm assuming you is a chick.

 

[Painless]

I like that shit........Blake

 

[Ochoco]

No, not that one, the next one down

TFF

 

[MontanaMan]

Hey, Bud, you're really smokin' tonight. (Laughin')

Get a little Jack and chill......it's Friday nite.

MM

 

[2muchgun]

WTF does that mean, you cocksucker......

 

[Steelhead]

Means you bitch like a bitch........

 

[2muchgun]

All I have is Beam, but it's startin' to work......grin

 

[Steelhead]

Surprised you don't have a little CAPTAIN in you.......

 

[2muchgun]

If we were in prison, you would be my bitch......grins

 

[Violator22]

Ha, should have just thrown some friggin eggos out the door, she would have been on them with a quickness.

 

[2muchgun]

She is as annoying as they get..........

 

[Violator22]

Trade ya my Mother in law for a week, she thinks shes all that and a box of Chocolates, I wouldn't even wish her on Steelie..................

 

[MontanaMan]

You don't think she's cruisin' for a 3 some?????????

MM

 

[Violator22]

Thats just wrong.

 

[2muchgun]

Not at this house.......

 

[2muchgun]

Hell, I don't even give myself any lately......

 

[Violator22]

Broken wrist????????????????? Hell your in Michigan, why don't ya go Cougar hunting, or will your wife get upset when you fill a tag. ................................grin

 

[2muchgun]

Gave that up about a year ago.......

 

[Violator22]

rollin here

 

[2muchgun]

Speakin' of which though, talked to a couple old timers who've been seeing cougars south of Alpena for a while now....

Bud just shot 2 bobcats too...

 

[Violator22]

Now are we talkin about Bar Cougars or the 4 legged type................

 

[MontanaMan]

These kinds of puzzys..............

MM

 

[Violator22]

Nice, that your play room, that Lion mount is sweet.

 

[2muchgun]

Cool. Where is that?

 

[MontanaMan]

Brother in laws house.

Here's some more.

Cat Dogs Runnin' Cats is a Ball

 

[2muchgun]

I'm in.......

 

[AKPredator]

This is the same bitch who upon my coming in from work her rugrats were runnin' all over my house and jumpin' on the furniture. "Calgon, take me away", she exclaimed. I told her, "Fuck Calgon. Try your mini-van".........grin

That shit happens in my house and they are never coming back. I don't give a fuckall who it is. I gotta agree with the others, time to step up like a man and put your foot down. Send that German packin'

On the other note, those are some sweet lion mounts. I'm itching to stick a mountain kitty.

 

[2muchgun]

Her name is Heidi. I call her Heidi Ho.........

 

[Violator22]

Sounds like you need to put a leash on Heidi.

 

[2muchgun]

More like a muzzle......

 

[Uncle Dave]

, "Why, are you leaving?" I said, "No, but you are"....

That was funny..

 

[1akhunter]

S'posin he read that in Dale Carnegie? laffin